no iphone
I really wish as a published author that I could claim this was staged.
i fucked up the moment i wasn’t born a cat girl
this is probably the best thing i have ever made
Reminder that if you say someone lookin like a snack, you’re practicing softcore vore.
A coyote cools off in the drink fridge at a Quiznos in the Chicago Loop, 2007
“It did not growl. It did not make any sounds. It just tried to get in. Apparently it was scared and tried to shelter itself,” said Ray Zavalas, Quiznos employee.
Imagine being at Quiznos and seeing a whole-ass coyote blocking the drinks
me: can you pass me the gatorade?
coyote: which color?
do you even realize that your parents are getting older too?
share your playlists with me
y’all ever see a sibling interaction in media and just know….it was written by an only child
It’s weird when sibilings apologize in the movies. Because sibilings only apologize when they did something really really bad, like murder someone or something, otherwise the sibilings just casually start to talk to each other as if nothing had happened.
Siblings in a movie making up: I’m so sorry I hurt you…you’re not only my sister, you’re my best friend.
Siblings in real life making up: Lmao idk if you’re still mad bitch but look at this meme really quick.
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Me w my fave blankie walking downstairs at 2:00am for a snack while it’s cold
I love these two
